ENHANCECO INSURANCE APPRAISAL CASE NUMBER: SE108897 The following evidence was obtained from diagnostic downloads, Video feeds, official reports and personal diary entries of the claimant. VIDEO DESCRIPTION – FEED 33897 “This is Robert Edison, patient 27,” said Dr Bryson to the group of students gathered around the bed. [DR BORIS BRYSON. LEAD PHYSICIAN AND ENHANCECO REP] … Continue reading Enhanced.
Dear Mr Hawkesworth, Thank you for your visit last Thursday. Although your request was rather unusual, We can confirm your wishes are being carried out. Your wife’s body arrived on Saturday morning as arranged and we immediately set about cleaning her up. The skin under her fingernails was tenacious, I do hope you have your … Continue reading Sincerely, Your Mortician.
Nostradamus was a jolly chap. His predictions made hundreds of years ago have been used to retrospectively prove his powers. Hindsight is a great thing and his predictions are sufficiently vague enough to be interpreted to mean just about anything you like. So here are a few of his predictions that could be related to … Continue reading Nostradamus On Trump.
The alarm goes off and I slap it silent and swing my legs off the bed and sit up and sigh. Simon rubs my back and asks me what’s wrong and I say “Nothing, just tired.” The excuse of being tired deflects all kinds of emotionally inquisitive questions. It’s Sinterklaas, the 6th of December and … Continue reading Christmas Spirit.
Call me Dave. That’s not my real name. You humans don’t have the tongue flexibility to pronounce it. Some years ago I became filled with doubt about the world. I questioned everything, even what I had been taught about our Gnome Saviour, Talpidae, the Digger of Souls. Scientific inquiry, being in its infancy in the … Continue reading The Quest.
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